Steelers to loose Super Bowl Trophies

Pittsburgh, PA. The Super Bowl XLIII Champion Pittsburgh Steelers, the only team to win six titles, will soon be loosing half of those trophies. After a meeting between NFL Commissioner Rodger Gadel and President Barack Hussain Obama, Obama decided to redistribute half of their Steeler Super Bowl victories and trophies to less fortunate teams in the league.

"We live everyday in the country that invented the Super Bowl." said Obama "We are not about to lose this Great American tradition in the wake of these difficult times." Obama’s plan calls for the Steelers, who are a successful NFL team, to give half of their Super Bowl trophies to teams that are not successful or have not been as successful as the Steelers. "The Detroit Loins are just as much a part of the same fiber of the NFL as the Steelers and they should, no rather will, be entitled to a Super Bowl Trophy as well." Obama explains in his plan that he has imposed on Godel and the NFL.

The Pittsburgh Steelers, who by virtue of hard work, excellent team play, stellar draft choices, responsible investing of free agents, careful hiring of coaches and excellent community service and commitment to their fans, has prospered greatly during the past 30 years and have won six Super Bowl Trophies. But President Barack Hussain Obama’s plan calls for the Pittsburgh Steelers to carry the larger burden of the NFL’s less successful teams. Obama went on to further proclaim, "In these difficult times we are all in this to work together. We must reclaim the NFL Championship Dream for every team, for every city and for every fan."

"My plan will not affect 31 of the 32 teams in the league." Obama assures. That’s over 95 percent of the teams in the NFL will not have to worry about loosing any Super Bowl Trophies. "The worst teams in the NFL and the teams that can’t seem to get a break and win a championship will no longer have to worry about going without a title." Obama promises. "We are a country and league of hope. We all need to make a change. It does not matter the color of the teams uniforms, the personal decisions that the teams make or their performance but rather if they are a member of this great American league."

The Super Bowl XLIII trophy will be redistributed to the 0-16 Detroit Lions. Through no fault of their own incompetence, the Lions could not manage a victory all season and this trophy will help ease the pain of their lack of performance and give them hope once again. The redistribution of Super Bowl XL trophy will go directly to the Steeler’s division rival the Cincinnati Bengals. The Bengals who also have fallen on hard times have never won a Super Bowl. This victory will bring a smile to hundreds of Bengal fans all over the world as they can now celebrate. Finally, one of the Steeler’s two Super Bowl victories over the Dallas Cowboys will go back to the Cowboys since the league needs to provide hope in the face of difficulty and provide hope in the face of uncertainty. This is a heavy burden for the Steelers but together we can all prosper.

All hope is not lost for Pittsburgh fans, Barack Hussain Obama has another plan in place. Obama has meet with MLB and commissioner Bud Selig on a similar plan. The New York Yankees will redistribute two of their world series trophies to the Pittsburgh Pirates as a supplement to their loosing 16 straight seasons and counting. This plan will help stimulate the Pirates and enable them to regain the American Dream. Barack Hussain Obama will be meeting with the NHL and Michael Phelps in the upcoming weeks as this issue is high on his agenda for "Hope and Change."

Obama provides hope to NFL teams.
Steelers must now share their wealth and fruits of their success and hard work.

Nice!

Come on Dazet, wouldn't it be great if the Saints got a SB trophy and we don't even have to do any work? 

dixmitty said:

Come on Dazet, wouldn't it be great if the Saints got a SB trophy and we don't even have to do any work? 

typical Demo!

Post edited 3:57 am – May 21, 2009 by pmw1718

No I do not.  And that upper limit has been lowered.  The problem I have is this entitlement culture.  There is no incentive to achieve anything anymore.  If you work hard and make money you are taxed more, and subjigated to ridicule from people who do not have money.  You go make money and have it taken away from you to give to someone else who is not doing anything but taking from people.  I hate to break the news to ya'll, but the poverty class does not produce jobs.  Trickle up economics is a fallacy.  Trickle down, on the other hand, works.  Keynesian Ecomonics does not work. 

And save that "95% will see tax cuts" nonsense.   Almost 50% of wage earners DO NOT pay incometax as it is.  When you give money to the people who are not paying income taxes, what is that called?  A tax cut, like Obama had the dumb masses (read fast) believe, or a hand out, which it what it is.

There is a reason the most socialist states in the Union (California, Massachusetts, New York) are failing miserably.  The entitilemen mentality has gotten out of control.  The people have figured out how to vote themselves money from the treasury.  Go check that definition of socialism again

I learned a while back that pmw really hate Obama, hahahaha, and any chance he get he will take a shot at him.

spicygumbo said:

I learned a while back that pmw really hate Obama, hahahaha, and any chance he get he will take a shot at him.

i'm not exactly a fan either. he's shuffling his feet on getting anything done as far as holding those accountable who authorized torture from the top->down. not that i think the soldiers and low level "i was just following orders" people should have any charges against them but the top who authorized it from gonzalez to condi to rumsfeld to cheney to pelosi should all be held accountable for their parts in it. i'd say bush but it's getting more and more obvious he's just an inbred retard puppet that was put as a figurehead while everyone else actually ran the show.

also doesn't help that obama is re-engaging in that fucking area in afghanistan/pakistan. i know most americans hate history other than the whole self-felating of worshiping the whold world war II thing…but there is history outside that teaches us things: the soviet union lost most of their money and allowed most of their infrastructure to fall during the period where they were involved in cold war activities in the middle east. the teliban…bin laden….they're CIA guys who were trained how to drag out wars and bankrupt your opponent. engaging in them directly over there in conflict will only give us the same results: broke as fuck and collapsing infrastructure (as if our home hasn't seen enough failed infrastructure with the fucking flooding). bush's adiministration already bankrupted the hell out of us with the iraq war (not to mention bankrupted our global "political currency"…we gotta reprove ourselves to others now)

obama's also continuing the practice of kidnapping and subsequent torture, aka "rendition", doesn't help matters any. he's just obfuscating it more….torture is something that happens at lower levels alone and is decided by the courts if it's okay or not. i'm not saying it's okay in every instance but i'm also not saying that it should be completely barred….that's why we have courts to review individual cases. approval from the top->down in any form will only result in really bad things later.

but with all that said: coddling and protecting the uber-rich here has got to end. it's creating nothing but problems on the downside because bill gates is pretty much the only charitable one of the bunch other than paris whoring herself into getting her granddaddy to give up all his money. but there are still legacy families…blue bloods in a country that's supposed to be free for everyone…not the aristocracy alone.

that being said: i think keynsian economics can work. but the problem is that it requires solid investment in futures that will actually bring in a solid return in creativity and new products that are of value. we're already in the fiat monetary system and have been that way for a number of decades now…we could go back to commodities but most likely the commodity of choice would be oil if put to a vote and we all know where that'd put us. i think obama is starting to invest in the right areas but he's entirely deadly wrong about ethanol. the way to go is bio-electricity from corn….it's more efficient than making ethanol. can just mandate the car companies make so much % electric-only cars and upgrade the country's infrastructure to support charge stations throughout and throughout the interstate system. would be a large task but would make us the world leader in technology again and push our society ahead of everyone else.

and i'm not exactly a fan of socialized healthcare….maybe socialized insurance (it seems to be required in life anyways) but not socialized healthcare.

that and go back to the bible about loans and credit: usury is strictly banned.

We are gonna crush da lions on opening day!!!!

Post edited 2:15 am – May 22, 2009 by theunluckystarman

pensacolawhodat said:

haha i got this in an email…whats funny is its true because instead of trophies to shat teams its our tax dollars to ignorant people who live off the government..WAY TO GO DEMOCRATS!

if you can’t tell im a southern republican….

Geaux NO!

you're a sucker who's been taken hook line and sinker if you really believe that. you're as much a sucker as those morons who voted for obama.

anyways, america still hasn't seen its first black president yet. don't believe the lies. he's as white as you or me. and about 10^9 times as wealthy and more directly connected to the old english blue bloods.

you DO know that his first job out of college was working for henry kissinger, right? you know…famed republican…one of the archetects of the modern neo-conservative movement that you so adamantly fall in line with being a "southern republican".